She is old enough to remember when Michael Jackson came out with Thriller.
She remembers being in her grandmother's living room watching MTV before commercials and annoying shows.
Do you know who Martha Quinn is? She does.
Ralph Macchio was so hot in Karate Kid and that was the first time she got "horny" watching a french kiss on TV.
It was 1984. Album of the year was "Can't Slow Down" by Lionel Richie. Vanessa Williams was Miss America. Reagan was re-elected by a landslide.
And she was still hoping for Cher to admit that she was her long lost mother.