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He recently bought a forest green Camaro off a relative.
His best friend in the world is an old stray dog named Jack.
He found Jack by the river on a fishing trip last summer.
He was married once, but most people don't know that about him.
He likes woodworking and taking hikes in the woods.
Every year he says he's gonna move, but he hasn't done it yet.

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